Look What BAD SANTA Brought Me For Christmas!!!
Santa Claus has LONG since crossed me off his Christmas list, what with having to file those pesky EPA forms due to the massive amount of coal being transported. But... his evil twin - BAD SANTA - picked up the slack and brought item Number One right at the top of this PRO-vert's Christmas Wish List. Not only did Bad Santa bring the most hoped for toy and leave it chained to the bed so as to secure it in place, but lots of accessories so as to play with it as well! Thank you, Bad Santa! You know to make naughty boys very, VERY happy!