
Welcoming an abduction before 2 p.m.. Break into my home, tie me up, gag me. Do with me as you please. Whatever! Just don't make me go to the dentist for my annual cleaning. "Did I get you, hunny?" She says, as her hook is covered in my blood, and my eyes are filled with tears :(
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marchaxcpp
Be right over... *cartoon running sounds*
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almost 7 years

JoannaJute
Hurry! and you have to wear.. like a ski-mask or something. You know, to make the experience as authentic as possible!
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almost 7 years

marchaxcpp
Sounds like a plan! ...er... I mean, unplanned... uh... STFU AND PUT THIS SOCK IN YOUR MOUTH!
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almost 7 years

JoannaJute
I'll certainly put up a struggle! Prepare to have fingernail and bite marks!
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almost 7 years

marchaxcpp
I bite back and it will be hard to scratch with your hands tied to the posts.
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almost 7 years

JoannaJute
It might be hard to get my hands to the posts if they are ripping out your hair.
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almost 7 years

marchaxcpp
My hair is too short to grab. lol
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almost 7 years

JoannaJute
Ruin my plan, why don't you! Well then I guess I just have to find something else of yours to grab :P
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almost 7 years

marchaxcpp
I hope you don't get loose and tie me up and turn the tables... OH NOES! =D
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almost 7 years

JoannaJute
DUN DUN DUN
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almost 7 years

GHz
Jeez, I read this too late to take action! My loss.
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almost 7 years

JoannaJute
Haha you still have a 2nd chance! I have to return to the dentist next Monday as well because of a chipped tooth that I didn't even know I had :(
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almost 7 years