Chiva
Glad to hear that --__--
CraigyBhoy
Haha Tony! Diverxity is definitely to blame. I think I've woken up the past 4 or 5 times with a raging boner.....The site should come with a sign that says >>>WARNING
aussietony
:) good one for the suggestion box!
CraigyBhoy
Yup :) Or Doctors could start recommending it as a replacement for viagra!
Elki
and no harmful side effects either
CraigyBhoy
Nope, Unless you count the fact that you'll no longer be able to sleep on your tummy lol. x
aussietony
Well you can providing there is someone available and happy to be beneath you - on their back or front - to act as a receptacle lol
CraigyBhoy
Yeah true, but then the issue becomes finding someone to be that person beneath. None of the older ladies I've taken a shine to seem to notice my advances, or that's the way it seems anyway.....poor me! LOL.
Elki
practical advice, tony lol
aussietony
It's like this Craig - they all want a piece of you but are playing it cagey - don't want the others to know the raging passion they have for you - expect your doors to be beaten down any time soon by a mob lol
CraigyBhoy
Yeah and then I woke up! If only buddy!
CraigyBhoy
One day my door is taken off its hinges by a mob of horny older woman lusting after me. They take me by my rock hard love trunk and lead me to the bedroom to satisfy my every want and desire one at a time until I'm completely drained and satisfied :D
aussietony
That's the script mate - now we need a Hollywood producer lol
CraigyBhoy
No not a Hollywood producer, This sounds more like a job for Seymore Butts!