Diverxity -

P.S. If it were possible to rip off, It would have by now lol. x

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I bet it is bent a bit

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Nope not really, I mean it sorts bends back towards me when it's throbbing,but that's it. I'd use it as a profile pic, but I've yet to see anyone with a profile pic like that, and I don't wanna be the first lol. x

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I have to use both hands, so my forearms are symmetrical.

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:)

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My god everywhere I go, There you are outdoing me! First you bate me in with your coughing, then you out do my well thought up poem, and now your meat is so big, you need to hands to handle it! LOL granted, I can use both hands at the same time too, but tugging with two isn't as pleasurable for me.

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Oh trust craig he gets a round!

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Around what? around the ladies? lol.

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NO he is all mine!

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Well I'll leave you to him then, Doesn't seem like I can do anything to pry you away from him :( x

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:(

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You know I'm joking! Even if march does get the majority of your love, You're like a flame, and I'm a moth !! I try to pull away, but you just draw me in! x

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Watch out for bug zappers. =D

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It is just "Marc", btw. =)

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Well I will take my H and leave

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Ah see you read too much into it, I'm LIKE a moth, but I'm NOT a moth lol. I thought it was just marc first time i seen you post, but I seen a few people reply with march, so I just went with it!

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I'm like an asteroid and her ass is like a black hole (figuratively). I can't escape it's gravity and it sucks me in an I spray out as a super hot plasma.

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Jimminyxmas you guys are very graphic either that or I have a dirty mind ..lol

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I just like making people laugh. Never take anything I say too seriously.

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You know I love you Merlowe, I got your hat....cum get it!

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See what I mean, You basically just stole my moth flame thingy and made it better with an added naughiness lol.

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I know it's all in fun buddy, no worries :)

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Ok wait Marc so you mean you been lyin to me all along??!!

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I have a few years experience on you. One day, you will have the power, young jedi.

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Tis true the force is strong with this one

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Yup one day the student shall become the maser :)

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I don't have too many good years left. Not to worry. =D

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once he learns to feckin spell properly !!! Damned sticky keys.....Friendly fire! :P

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I'm sure you have a few good years left in you, I'll gladly take my time and learn what I can while I can!

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Patience you must "Said in my pitiful yoda voice!" lol

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I actually don't mind about the forearm and biceps - the inch growth with which I'd be delighted is elsewhere :) By the way, wouldn't you rather use your dicks than compare them ? lol

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