Merlowe
U r gonna rip it off..geez maybe filter some of the "porn" out for a few days my dear
CraigyBhoy
I've tried that, but porn is everywhere these days. I go to watch a movie online and there will be an add next to it with a gif of a woman bouncing her boobies or twerking, and that sets me off again! It's impossible to escape it! x
CraigyBhoy
P.S. If it were possible to rip off, It would have by now lol. x
Merlowe
I bet it is bent a bit
CraigyBhoy
Nope not really, I mean it sorts bends back towards me when it's throbbing,but that's it. I'd use it as a profile pic, but I've yet to see anyone with a profile pic like that, and I don't wanna be the first lol. x
marchaxcpp
I have to use both hands, so my forearms are symmetrical.
Merlowe
:)
CraigyBhoy
My god everywhere I go, There you are outdoing me! First you bate me in with your coughing, then you out do my well thought up poem, and now your meat is so big, you need to hands to handle it! LOL granted, I can use both hands at the same time too, but tugging with two isn't as pleasurable for me.
Merlowe
Oh trust craig he gets a round!
CraigyBhoy
Around what? around the ladies? lol.
Merlowe
NO he is all mine!
CraigyBhoy
Well I'll leave you to him then, Doesn't seem like I can do anything to pry you away from him :( x
Merlowe
:(
CraigyBhoy
You know I'm joking! Even if march does get the majority of your love, You're like a flame, and I'm a moth !! I try to pull away, but you just draw me in! x
marchaxcpp
Watch out for bug zappers. =D
marchaxcpp
It is just "Marc", btw. =)
Merlowe
Well I will take my H and leave
CraigyBhoy
Ah see you read too much into it, I'm LIKE a moth, but I'm NOT a moth lol. I thought it was just marc first time i seen you post, but I seen a few people reply with march, so I just went with it!
marchaxcpp
I'm like an asteroid and her ass is like a black hole (figuratively). I can't escape it's gravity and it sucks me in an I spray out as a super hot plasma.
Merlowe
Jimminyxmas you guys are very graphic either that or I have a dirty mind ..lol
marchaxcpp
I just like making people laugh. Never take anything I say too seriously.
CraigyBhoy
You know I love you Merlowe, I got your hat....cum get it!
CraigyBhoy
See what I mean, You basically just stole my moth flame thingy and made it better with an added naughiness lol.
CraigyBhoy
I know it's all in fun buddy, no worries :)
Merlowe
Ok wait Marc so you mean you been lyin to me all along??!!
marchaxcpp
I have a few years experience on you. One day, you will have the power, young jedi.
Merlowe
Tis true the force is strong with this one
CraigyBhoy
Yup one day the student shall become the maser :)
marchaxcpp
I don't have too many good years left. Not to worry. =D
CraigyBhoy
once he learns to feckin spell properly !!! Damned sticky keys.....Friendly fire! :P
CraigyBhoy
I'm sure you have a few good years left in you, I'll gladly take my time and learn what I can while I can!
CraigyBhoy
Patience you must "Said in my pitiful yoda voice!" lol
aussietony
I actually don't mind about the forearm and biceps - the inch growth with which I'd be delighted is elsewhere :) By the way, wouldn't you rather use your dicks than compare them ? lol
CraigyBhoy
Yup :) lol