CraigyBhoy
You should use a shaving balm or moisturiser, gives you super soft smooth junk! lol. I got soap in the end of it when I was around 7 or 8 years old, and for 2 days, I couldn't pee without it feeling like I was peeing fire....One of the most painful feelings I've ever felt!
marchaxcpp
It was probably VD
CraigyBhoy
Haha I very much doubt it you cheeky fucker! lol.
marchaxcpp
You must not have been raised Catholic. Lol
CraigyBhoy
I am Catholic, made my First Holy Communion in my kilt and everything lol.
Elki
hmmm...now I keep thinking kilts and lubricants.
CraigyBhoy
LOL leave out the lubricant. I'm the one in the kilt in this story, and I can assure you that if anything lubricated cums near me, I'm a gonna snap it off! lol. x
Elki
oops, ok, I got things all mixed up. LOL the kilt is good for my next story ;)
CraigyBhoy
I'll keep my eye out for the kilt!can't wait to see how you incorporate it into your story. x