Diverxity -

So fun fact: I wear anal beads as a bracelet and am always delighted when I get compliments on my "jewelry" from the clueless and naive :D

So what are these beads being so anal about anyway? :)

over 6 years

Put some fur on a dildo and say it's your electric toothbrush. They will love the design :*

over 6 years

Know what? When you do get complimented, just say "Oh - just something I pulled outta my ass -lol ;-)

over 6 years

lol... well as long as you aren't using your bracelets in your ass, it's all good. :)

over 6 years

Here`s another one: after you`ve said you just pulled them outta your ass - offer them a sniff - haha ;-)

over 6 years

haha you guys crack me up :D

over 6 years