
"Hi. Can I have your name so I know what name to scream out as I beat my dick later?" - My new pickup line.
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aussietony
Yeah but it could also land a guy in hospital if used at the wrong time lol
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almost 7 years

Merlowe
Mistress of Mayhem
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almost 7 years

Elki
how is that working for you?
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almost 7 years

Merlowe
Aww he had me at hello
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almost 7 years

marchaxcpp
Boi-oi-oig
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almost 7 years